Catherine McCormack
Nude

The British are a practical people, and the national trait of doing what is necessary and sensible extends to their actors of the female persuasion. When a vaunted thespian of the caliber of strikingly regal redhead Catherine McCormack is called upon to perform a realistic and hopefully rousing love scene, she intuitively knows to cast aside all pretense of shielding her modesty with an artfully placed towel, sheet, or shirttail. Not only are the snowy mounds of Catherine McCormack heaving tokens to authenticity in passionately portrayed embraces during erotic encounters, but the nipples tend to be convincingly hard. Cases in point: Loaded (1994), The Tailor of Panama (2001), 28 Weeks Later (2007), and The Moon and the Stars (2007). These films are only the nip of the iceberg that is Catherine’s skinematography. Although they aren’t as hard as they usually are, Cat’s nipples look ravishing in Braveheart (1995). Those beautiful danglers are paired with her perfect posterior in Dangerous Beauty (1998). Her nipples are so hard in Shadow of the Vampire (2000) that they could possibly cast a shadow. The nudity in Elizabeth David: A Life in Recipes (2006), which, of course, includes Cat’s protruding nips, is a recipe for a hard phallus. Lastly, in The Fold (2013), her massive milkers appear to fold when they mash against her lover. Catherine’s commitment to the nip bit must have something to do with that British stiff upper lip. After cataloging her nude scenes, Mr. Skin has a stiff body part, but it’s not his lip…